Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style. "If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef." "Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?" "Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I cant make it today, as I have a doctors appointment
Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff

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