Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife...there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!"
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

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