I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

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